Hash Hymnal

Hsinchu Hashers
to the melody of (unknown)
Hsinchu mention it.
Hsinchu hashing it.
Hsinchu drinking it.
Drink mother fucker,
drink mother fucker,
drink mother fucker, drink.
We Are the Hsinchu Hashers
to the melody of (unknown)
We are the Hsinchu hashers,
We’re happy to be here.
We’ll shortcut all your trails,
And then we’ll drink your beer!
We’ll fuck all your women,
We’ll puke in your car,
Cause we’re the Hsinchu hashers,
And we’re the best by far!
Drink it down, down, down, down, down
  
It’s a Small Dick
to the melody of It’s a Small World After All
Well it’s not too long and it’s not too thick,
It get’s hard too slow and it cums too quick.
It get ‘s lost in her twat, but it’s all that he’s got.
It’s a small , small dick
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all.
It’s too small from alcohol.
It’s a small, small dick.
    
She’ll be mopping up your jizz when he cums
to the melody of She’ll be coming ’round the mountain
In  honor of our own Jizzmopper
She’ll be mopping up  your jizz when he cums,
She’ll be mopping up your jizz when he cums.
She’ll be mopping up your jizz, she’ll be mopping up your jizz,
She’ll be mopping up your jizz when he cums.
    
Hitler has only got one  ball
to the melody of (unknown)
Hitler, has only got one ball,
Goering, has two, but really small.
Himmler , has something similar,
and poor old Goebels, has no ball at all. (Repeat)
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