The Hsinchu Hash House Harriers celebrated ole Hallows Eve in fine style this month, raising a few pulses by raising the dead in the Zombie Apocalypse Run. Over forty hashers attended our run at Siangshan TRA station, showing up dressed as the undead.
Hared by Goatf***** and “Just” Courtney, H4 ran through bat infested woods and citrus farms in search of brains to feast on and a cool beverage to quench their bitter thirst.
There was but one brave soul, though gravely outnumbered, studied up on his Zombieland rulebook and came through unscathed. And I think I speak for everyone, Mongayvian, when I say you can leave your high powered Nerf gun, and your “double tap” zombie assassin tactics at home home next run. You left yours truly with a nasty sniper gash to the forehead.
Tricks aside, there were still treats to spread around with a few lucky souls who ended up with H4 beverage koozies for best Zombie costumes and cheers to our lucky winners. And to all in attendance, they went home with stylish H4 “28 Beers Later” Zombie Apocalypse bandanas designed by Sphinctertat. Once again, you have done a wonderful job at making H4 the envy of Taiwan Habdashery.
We would like to remind you all to come out for our next run, November 24th, hared by Bendover B**** and Comes with Kid. Perhaps you can dress up as headless turkeys if you want to continue to festive mood.